To No One & Everyone In Particular

im tim. This is my attempt at a tumblr.

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jtotheizzoe:

You know it’s spring when, just after sunset, the refrigerator constellation rises in the western sky.

(But seriously, remember that our perspective on the stars is at the same time wonderfully unique but not at all special, and the stellar stories that we write are products not only of our imaginations, but also our brain’s relentless desire to recognize patterns in random assortments of far away dots)

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beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

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what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

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hustleandcuss:

hello internet I have this on my body forever

hustleandcuss:

hello internet I have this on my body forever

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Checking out your progress after a hard workout at the gym:

sodamnrelatable:

mungkybeans:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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iamkflay:

twitter Q&A
wed 4pm est // 1pm pst

big news comin

iamkflay:

twitter Q&A

wed 4pm est // 1pm pst
big news comin

blackoutbri:

Too much me

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parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

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flatulenceontoast:

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blackoutbri:

Me

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